It's 5 in the morning in beautiful East St.Louis, Illinois
1. Lisa, a stripper, takes her night's worth of salary home and counts it.
2. Most of the dollar bills have been saturated with vaginal juice, alcohol, sweat and possibly various forms of communicable diseases.
3. Lisa is hungry after a 10 hour shift, so she decides to fulfill her hunger at McDonalds. She takes 3.50 of her $500 worth of work and buys an Egg McMuffin Value Meal.
4. Ernest, the McDonalds morning crew manager, takes these storied bills and places them in his register.
5. Ernest proceeds to make the Egg McMuffin Value Meal with NO GLOVES ON.
6. Lisa devours the Egg McMuffin Value Meal that was prepared with NO GLOVES ON.
7. Daunte (me) orders 2 Sausage, Egg and Cheese Value Meals.
8. Ernest, the McDonalds morning crew manager, takes my money and places them in his register and gives me back 3 dollar bills. (The same 3 bills Lisa gave him)
9. Ernest prepares my 2 Sausage, Egg and Cheese Value Meals with NO GLOVES ON.
10. I quickly scarf my meal that was prepared with NO GLOVES ON.
11. Daunte’s sick
The End
This story sounds very far-fetched and possibly outlandish, yet at least 2 or 3 of those gross things occur at McDonalds every time you go.
Every time I go to McDonalds I see one or more of the following:
-workers preparing food with NO GLOVES ON
-managers taking money from customers and then preparing my food with NO GLOVES ON
-workers using the bathroom and not washing their hands
When I was around 6 0r 7, I distinctly remember food service being cleaner; workers used gloves, there was a distinct system of duties that didn't allow people to handle money and prepare food. Where has all of that gone? I'm sorry but hand sanitizer isn’t good enough for me, people need to wash their hands with HOT water and used gloves. I don’t mean to just point out McDonalds because Popeye’s, Taco Bell, Pizza Hut, Papa Johns and many other fast food places don’t use gloves. I'm glad restaurants don’t have a visible kitchen because I'm sure there are worse.
I know McDonalds has the best fries but just be mindful that you might be eating a Big Mac with cheese, influenza, yeast infection and ketchup. Just a thought.
1. Lisa, a stripper, takes her night's worth of salary home and counts it.
2. Most of the dollar bills have been saturated with vaginal juice, alcohol, sweat and possibly various forms of communicable diseases.
3. Lisa is hungry after a 10 hour shift, so she decides to fulfill her hunger at McDonalds. She takes 3.50 of her $500 worth of work and buys an Egg McMuffin Value Meal.
4. Ernest, the McDonalds morning crew manager, takes these storied bills and places them in his register.
5. Ernest proceeds to make the Egg McMuffin Value Meal with NO GLOVES ON.
6. Lisa devours the Egg McMuffin Value Meal that was prepared with NO GLOVES ON.
7. Daunte (me) orders 2 Sausage, Egg and Cheese Value Meals.
8. Ernest, the McDonalds morning crew manager, takes my money and places them in his register and gives me back 3 dollar bills. (The same 3 bills Lisa gave him)
9. Ernest prepares my 2 Sausage, Egg and Cheese Value Meals with NO GLOVES ON.
10. I quickly scarf my meal that was prepared with NO GLOVES ON.
11. Daunte’s sick
The End
This story sounds very far-fetched and possibly outlandish, yet at least 2 or 3 of those gross things occur at McDonalds every time you go.
Every time I go to McDonalds I see one or more of the following:
-workers preparing food with NO GLOVES ON
-managers taking money from customers and then preparing my food with NO GLOVES ON
-workers using the bathroom and not washing their hands
When I was around 6 0r 7, I distinctly remember food service being cleaner; workers used gloves, there was a distinct system of duties that didn't allow people to handle money and prepare food. Where has all of that gone? I'm sorry but hand sanitizer isn’t good enough for me, people need to wash their hands with HOT water and used gloves. I don’t mean to just point out McDonalds because Popeye’s, Taco Bell, Pizza Hut, Papa Johns and many other fast food places don’t use gloves. I'm glad restaurants don’t have a visible kitchen because I'm sure there are worse.
I know McDonalds has the best fries but just be mindful that you might be eating a Big Mac with cheese, influenza, yeast infection and ketchup. Just a thought.
1 comment:
Interesting story. Even more interesting is how ironic it is that you are eating at McDonald's that serves who knows what (cow butts, cow toenails, cow balls) in their 100 percent beef burgers. I mean really, as long as you are eating the flesh of other animals even if it is 100 percent USDA prime ground round then you are opening yourself up to being sick and diseased anyway so it's kind of a moot point. MEAT and DAIRY KILL ( or at the very least make you very sick and cancer ridden, or diabetic, or sick with Alzheimers (the same as mad cow disease) Stop the Madness and stop eating the animals. There is no real food found at McDonald's so go eat a big, raw salad and some fruit and FEED your body,Please!
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